Monday, September 27, 2010

Eat, Pray, Lust (aka Gigi in Newtown)...

Naples is a somewhat dangerous place. And not just because it's where a rather famous volcano lost its geological cool many hundreds of years ago. No, that's not the reason at all! Naples is as dangerous as it is delicious, and even now. It is a noisy, rollicking, gritty melting pot of a myriad of ways you could die: lots of angry sooty pollution, random, darting traffic...mafia hiding under your pew in some subterranean Catholic chapel, waiting to blast your pious brains out. You know what i'm talking about. So many ways to kick that existential bucket. But perhaps the best way to succumb to this lethal citadel of Italian vaffanculo Charm involves a dirty Death by Pizza at hallowed Napolitana dining spot Da Michele. 

Serving only 2 types of pizza in the traditional Naples style (thin, chewy base and sparse, sharp topping - unlike Roman Pizza) since 1870 means that you're really in for quite a decent slice. It's probably the best pizza you'll ever have, in this life or in any other. I can still summon up a mournful look in Danny's eye by mentioning Da Michele, and how it was so very long ago. Alas, love hurts, and the difficulty with falling in love that hard and that fast is that when you leave Naples and go back home to Sydney, 'Stralia (mate), long distance relationships don't really work. Well not with margheritas, anyway. You come back home, you've had the real deal, and all that's left to you are sorry, saucy substitutes. Pizza Mario tides you over for a while. You can get by on some Crust, or just avoid pizza altogether. 

But then, fate's got your chubby back, just like always, and you find out about a magically dusky little Newtown denizen of decadent slice, where the pizza and the homemade desserts gun your will power down, like Sonny at the Set Up Toll Booth, one delicious and deadly bullet of flavour at a time, until you're lying on King St, writhing in absolute agony - well metaphorically at least.

C + K'ers, it's time to get your Gigi on.
Raven haired Jessica takes us through on our first visit and our second, a lovely, gentle girl who's as quietly enthusiastic about the pizza and dessert as she is about photography. I'm guessing she is one of the owners, either way, she has a pride and a love for the place that has me salivating before I have even tried a thing. 
It's all chalked special boards written in patient script like lines for detention. I promise to Eat Amazing Pizza. I promise to Eat Amazing Pizza. Wonderful ingredients jumping out at you like gorgonzola (it's been a while), goats chevre (how'd you do do), oyster mushrooms and speck. It's always about respeck, you know.
The graffitied walls set the ambience: young, vibrant and rocking, this is fun, loud eating in lots of beautifully crowded colour. The woodfire oven holds court in the center of a packed room and you can spy deliciously baked morsels of pizza going into it and coming out. Most pizza places in Sydney, especially the authentic ones, are quite stiff and bland in the way they present, it's lovely to be inside an easy and open space where anything goes and you can be as loud as you like.
Itty Bitty Li Lay, who loves food in the same way as my own heart had only good things to say about Gigi. I didn't even look at the menu the first time and told her to order exactly what she ordered the last, like God leading me through the desert of options.
...and this is how I wind up holding the most sublime potato pizza i've ever had in my oily, loving hands. Potato pizza, like Nice Guy's, Bell Bottoms and Law Degrees, are absolutely wonderful in theory. Nearly every pizza restaurant worth it's sea salt has one on the menu. But have you ever had one done really, really, really well? Didn't think so.
Gigi slices the potatos wafer thin, posh thin, so thin they look like skin thin little membranes of pomme de terre'd delight. Delicate little slices of perfectly layered potato cut to this scant thinness will actually COOK in a pizza oven at the same time as it takes to cook the base. Can you imagine? All those sloppy thick potato cutters haven't yet latched onto the fact that if the potato is too thick, by the time the base is done and they pop it out, their poor, greedy customers will be left with patches of raw potato that haven't cooked properly in the center. Pretty unappetizing, at least for the non Irish.
Humbert Humbert would've loved this baby. So subtle and voloptuous all at wonderful once. Barely there potato with just the slightest flickerings of full bodied, melted mozzarella, spattered with sharp rosemary and undertones of gorgeous garlic. Downright the best pizza I have guzzled in ages. When this luscious topping folds and twists itself against a fundamental base, suspended as it were in the pizza heavens between chewiness and lightness, you have seraph as slice, an absolute angel of pizza lying before you atop some stunned ceramic.
Not to be outdone, the margherita is on fire, blazing and burning in FireEngineRed tomato, rich like a girl on pay day before she steps into Zimmermann, dotted with little islands of gentle, calm mozzarella and all beneath an autumn fall of beautiful basil - the pungent and fragrant oil diffusing all of that terrific tomato and cheese. 
Gently, gently does it. Slice after slice. Take and fold and twist and bite, slices this generous and thin are wonderfully floppy and beg you to make them into more solid contortions before you place them in your mouth. The way you fold and bend the base gives it a myriad of dimensions, of texture and flavour, it enters your being just a little differently every time.
Maddening mellifluous mouth manna, melting into and through itself. If the pizza wasn't tempting enough, add to your Belly Hit List the Best Calzone I Ever Had. Dangerous, clandestine, perfectly fired crust filled with lashings of the freshest ricotta, mozzarella and spinach, oozing out of it's steaming pocket upon cautious bite like a lover's golden secret. Topped with a spattering of some sweet tomato, basil and cheese. Holy Shit. You have GOT to try this before you die. It redefines spinach and cheese, it's an ooey gooey glory that contrasts wonderfully with the baked, chewy cavern that surrounds it. It's hidden, like something precious, and so tender and perfect and gorgeous. 
The meat eaters, whose ranks I have ceremoniously and I am not sure for how long Left, ripped into this next one with lots of carnivorous abandon. It still looked beautiful to my eye - ruby red meat, cut thin like beetroot atop masses of verdant rocket.
But I wasn't missing out on a single thing. At least not when this little stunner of mixed mushrooms with gorgonzola and mozzarella made itself known to my pescetarian mouth. Jesus Christ. Cheesey, mushroomy, easy, greasey make happy Lebanesey. This was awesome, heady pizzaing, rare mushrooms drowning in a melange of cheese on top of pure base perfection. If TeenWolf was at our table, he would have de-Michael-J-Foxed and have broken out into an abandoned howl - heck I almost did and I don't even carry the wolf gene.
Crazy table of 13, eating, talking, laughing. Picture our fullness at this time. Each belly like a ripe sphere of pre-grenade gluttony, inflated to almost happy maxium.
What's a gal to do?
Stop? Give up? Go Home?
Cry? Say it's all too much and go to the gym?
No chance. You know me by now. You know I take it all the way to the end, all the way through my second stomach and towards the dessert menu. I've uttered some good lines in my time, I have. But nothing, bar nothing, supersedes the brilliant moment of earthly glory I fought for and won when I uttered the hallowed words: '

We'll take one of everything off the dessert menu, thanks'. 

No matter what ignominy and disgrace my life falls into from this point, please remember me as the Woman Who Took All Their Desserts. It's a glory I want attached to my name until the day that I die - of diabetes at the age of 34. It felt tres Jackie O, who bought One in Every Colour, although i'd best stick to slimming black alone after this crazy confectionary stunt.
Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a scoopy by the toe...
Wait! Stop. Don't move another second. Looky...There. Homemade Italian Chocolate Tart, Anyone?
Up Close and Personal...
And so far away. Dirty, decadent, sticky tricky in Richity-rich chocolate, hotcolate, oozey woozey swoozey, dense dark and dangerous and with a scoop of iced vanilla on the side. Good Cop and Bad Cop, all on one plate. You know the drill. You've heard about chocolate and vanilla, haven't you? That Old Bonnie and Clyde of the calorie world, breaking into your vaults of will power and cleaning you scrumptiously out for every last inch of resolve you ever had. Whip me, trip me, chocolate drip me in this and I could die happily ever after. Delicious and true and deep, no nonsense in chocolate, gone in minutes, but remembered forever. It didn't need the chocolate sauce on top, but if you're going to err in this respect, well, God Bless You, Italian Dessert Man. This is Definitive Dessert...or...
...at least until Homemade Ricotta Cheesecake topped with patches of crunchy praline and the most perfect crust that ever lived appears. I'll say it here, this is way better than Pasticceria Papa's ricotta cheesecake. It's larger, and deeper and more moistly ricotta-ed and the bits of caramel crazed praline that crown the top add perfect texture to the cool smoothness of what lies beneath. It's beautiful and deep and saccharine, softly, softly sweet and with crunch and bite and creaminess to kill. It tastes so European and dreamy.
And like Daniel Craig: as delicious from the front as it is from behind.
And then tiramisu. How we have mis(d)u! What do you do. Dreamy and powdery in layers of cream, sponge and cocoa, billowing and breathless and not sure whether to be barley there or to knock you over. Gentle meets Smack, sprinkled with chocolate fairy dust. Intangible as dessert. Amorphous of mouth and ghostly of body. Haunt me forever.
Or a luscious lemon tarty thing with a pool of crazy cream by its beautiful, languid side. Lovely in lemon. Licking citrusing and spinning and sighing. Light Lemon, Alive Lemon, Creamed Lemon. Lemon flavoured desserts make me go gaga, the gentleness of the citrus belongs within the sacred realm of the sweet, LemonyCakeySomethings always make for the most beautiful endings to any meal, and this stunner was no exception.
But my absolute favourite, and this is a big call from one who isn't crazy about panna cotta, is this startling mess of vanilla wobbliness with what I think was a scarlet sidekick in stewed rhubarb. It looked like peaches and cream on the plate, swirls of orangey red swooning into patches of perfect ivory. It tasted cherubic, honeyed and gentle and subtle, but with sure vertiginous vanilla singing through and a sticky, fruity mess to vary the flavour and texture of this creamy craze. Divinity as Dessert. Holy Cow.
Amazing pizza and amazing dessert. These people are clearly trying to hurt us. 

Two wonderful nights at such a wonderful place has left me happy and full. You simply have to try Gigi.
Gigi happens at 379 King St, Newtown. I don't think they do bookings, but if you just want to call them up for a chat whenever you're feeling lonely, then their number is 9557 2224.
It's an aptly named place. You'll be saying 'Gee' way more than once anyway. 

Newtown + Naples, who knew!

Thanks to Shirley for coming despite sore foot/attitude, Hela for coming and watching Howie near Ash, Ash for fitting us in (in such great fitted Saba Get Up), Howie for getting there and making do with leftovers, Simon for joining the crazy end of the table, Stephen for eating mouthfuls of mixed dessert, Li Lay for leaving us for HK but also putting me on the path to potato, Irini for being Out in full bubbly force, to Ant for coming despite the forest growing on his scalp, to Mick for constantly smiling and...

to Neil: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSHI! Even if you went wishless, could you have wished for more than us? xx

6 comments:

lateraleating said...

I discovered your blog a short while ago and I really enjoy your writing. But this post was too much. Made me wanna leave the office right now, and head there for a potato pizza and a slice of ricotta cheesecake (at least). Funny that I live 6 minutes away from Gigi and have never bothered to eat there, but I surely will.

amanda said...

hey later! glad you like the blog. i had the same experience, never noticed the place, asked jessica how long theyd been opened, she said 4 years and i couldnt believe it. i always work from word of mouth so sometimes you find these gems slowly eh! if youre near gigi youre also near iiza on 184 king. its this jap place ive been going to a fair bit if you fancy that type of food, i havent had the sushi but love all the soup, tofu and dumplings, you should try it if you havent already. really clean and friendly. where do you go in newtown?

tasteofbeirut said...

I am discovering your blog through Fouad's, a mutual Lebanese/virtual friend/blogger; love your writing style! and that potato pizza got me wishing I had brought my mandoline to Beirut instead of leaving it back in the US!

amanda said...

hey taste! i wish fouad was only a virtual friend but i have to very occasionally suffer him in the real world! great to meet you and thankyou. you live in beirut then? my parents are from a valley in the north, loved lebanon its so beautiful.

Kt said...

I just came across your blog and my god if we weren't drinking cocktails too far from Newtown I'd abandon what's cooking in the oven and head to Gigi's and get me some potato pizza.
I first had it in Italy, my friend and I secretly scoffed as the people whose house we were visiting with her aunts served it up. We should've known. Italians would know what to put on a pizza!
I've been past this place a million times and never noticed it really...or thought to go in and try it I suppose. It's now on our list of places we must go to.

amanda said...

hey kt, it must have been amazing in italy, can only imagine. let me know if you like it when you get around to trying it x